Help! "What, Where, When..." Eikaiwa Tonight!

[KamikazeeBob]

I have no idea how to teach this. The class is 90 minutes. The students range
in age from 5 to 50. They are very bad at English. I should never have agreed
to this eikaiwa stuff. No idea what to do. Please help!

[HumanTapeRecorder]

Do a NOVA lesson on them, that way they will sleep and you can go home:

1. Introductions: 1 minute per person, 90 minutes.
2. Pick out the best lookers and ask them if they want an "extra" lesson after the class.
3. Finished.